S-Foils: Star Wars parody tune of Lordes “Royals” by @MySciFiShow

Science Fiction Show Co-host Jason Tudor (Twitter: @jasontudor) has written and produced a parody of Lordes “Royals” with a Star Wars theme. It’s called “S-Foils” and you can get it right here!

Lyrics (by Jason Tudor):

I’ve never seen a Wookie in the flesh
I cut my teeth at a bar on Mos Eisley
and I’m not proud of my address
On Tatooine, there’s no post code envy
But every day is like

R2 D2
Threepio
Wamp rats
Obi wan, Jawas
Tuskans rolling dewbacks

We don’t care, we’re driving X-Wings in our dreams …
But everybody’s like

Uncle Owen, Aunt Beru
Knowing of the Empire
Biggs and Wedge
Red 5
Millennium Falcon

We don’t care, we just want to be flying around in space
And we’re locking S-Foils
Descending on the Death Star
Porkins way too big for that ship
How he got in there is a trip
Let me be your savior
you’ll see my rolling Jedi chrome
and baby I’ll rule …
Now let’s blow this thing and go home

My friends and I we cracked the code
We stole the death star plans and left … in a hurry
And everyone who knows us knows
That were gonna break out and head to Yavin
But every day is like

R2 D2
Threepio
Wamp rats
Obi wan, Jawas
Tuskans rolling dewbacks

We don’t care, we’re driving X-Wings in our dreams …
But everybody’s like

Uncle Owen, Aunt Beru
Knowing of the Empire
Biggs and Wedge
Red 5
Millennium Falcon

We don’t care, we just want to be flying around in space

And we’re locking S-Foils
Descending on the Death Star
Porkins way too big for that ship
How he got in there is a trip
Let me be your savior
you’ll see my rolling Jedi chrome
and baby I’ll rule …
Now let’s blow this thing and go home

Oh Ohh Oh Ohh
We escaping out Tatooine
and caught up in a tractor beam

Oh Ohh Oh Ohh
Light sabers waving in the air
and none of the stormtroopers care

And we’re locking S-Foils (Foils)
Descending on the Death Star
Porkins way too big for that ship
How he got in there is a trip
Let me be your savior
you’ll see my rolling Jedi chrome
and baby I’ll rule …
Now let’s blow this thing and go home

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