7 Ridiculous Toy-Based Movies (That Will Probably Be Made)


Among the talk that started last summer: how Hollywood was out to buy every single toy property it could. When it buys toy properties, it can then sell toys in Happy Meals and other forms of tie-in as a movie plays. And so, it begins … no, that Two Towers reference won’t do. To say “So it begins” is like Hollywood suddenly woke up and said, “Well, let’s pander ourselves like buck-fifty whores on ten dollar fun night.” It’s already got a viable, proven track record for that, warranty papers included.

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